5 signs your relationship is over

1. He texts to say he can't hang out because he needs to do his laundry
2. He invites you to gay trivia night and knows all the answers
3. You find the mix cd you made him in the backseat of his car...on the floor
4. He knows what "social cards" are and orders a box of 250
5. He doesn't think Seinfeld is a funny show